You Know You're a Coach's Wife When...

1) You have an endless supply of laundry detergent in the garage at all times.

2) You can no longer enjoy a football game without thinking about the schemes behind the plays.

3) You buy a ridiculous amount of serving dishes specifically for entertaining before/during/after sporting events.

4) You are more relaxed while the players are on turf rather then grass, simply because there's NO STAINS on their jerseys at the end of the night.

5) You have an entire fridge dedicated to Gatorade/Powerade in your garage.

6) You can't have an "normal" conversation with anyone without football being brought into the conversation.

7) You are afraid to go out in public the day after a loss.

8) Your crockpot gets a workout during football season.

9) You respond to Mrs. Coach just as easily as you do your own name.

10) Your stadium seats never leave your car from August-November.

11) You have CoachesAide bookmarked on your phone to keep up with the scores.

12) You no longer view games as social events, but rather as business meetings.

13) People bring you copies of the newspaper articles that mention your husband.

14) While doing laundry, you realize your husbands closet closely resembles an entire sporting store.

15) You learn to have tunnel vision & selective hearing at all times.

16) The entire community "knows" more about your life than even you do sometimes.

17) You spend more time in your vehicle than anywhere else during the season.

18) You find your life strangely familiar to Friday Night Lights.

19) You find yourself watching ESPN when no one else is home

20) You are relieved to see the season end; yet at the same time, you can't wait to start it all back up again!