Sneaky Snake

It started out like every other morning. A little cleaning here and there, I was getting ready to have a friend and fellow coach's wife over that evening with her newborn baby to take a few newborn pictures. I was taking the trash out of the kitchen when I noticed our golden retriever playing with something on the floor (or so I thought). It only took me one step closer to realize it was a SNAKE! Ellie (our dog) was trying to catch it when my scream scared everyone into a panic. My mind was racing...

How did this snake get in the house?! 

How long has it been here?! 

What do I do now?!

All I could do was scream. Like a crazy high school girl, I kept screaming and raced for my phone. Of course, my husband was in football practice at the time. Consequently, my panic filled phone calls went to my brother and father. Surely someone can tell me what to do, right? I mean, who is actually prepared to find a snake in their kitchen?!

I kept a safe distance while still keeping my eyes locked on the bottom of the fridge where it had slithered under (all the while, praying it wouldn't somehow find a way inside my fridge). I ran into the other room to get a flash light to see if I could find the snake underneath the fridge, in hopes that I could end this whole process.

No. Such. Luck.

The minute the light hit the snake, it came running out and made a swift turn into a small crack in the bottom of my cabinets.

Awesome.

Now came the waiting game...

I sat up on the counter on opposite side of the kitchen and let our dog, Ellie, sit in between me and the snake filled cabinet. So there I was, terrified, waiting for my husband to call me and tell me what to do...

Hours went by, but I wasn't about to let my eye leave those cabinets. This snake was NOT making it past my kitchen.

It was the best sound when my phone rang and Lee was on the other side saying he was headed home to kill it for me. This 5 month pregnant, city girl was thrilled to say the least.

When Lee got home of course the snake decided to stay put in his hiding spot. Nothing was bringing him out. We tried everything, making ourselves look like crazy people in the process. I decided it was time to call in reinforcements. I called our pest control company only to find out they don't deal with snakes. They referred me to Critter Control. The man at the critter control told me to get glue traps and set them where the snake had gone into the cabinet and just wait and see if it ever came out. He also warned me that it may be days, or even weeks before the snake decided to come back out and that the glue traps were not a sure bet. Not what I wanted to hear.

As my husband was headed back out to his truck to return to work, I heard him yelling. He found a snake! We thought for sure that had to have been the same snake in the garage. That it had somehow found its way out and was fleeing the scene.

Being the paranoid person that I am, I decided to go ahead and leave the glue traps down just in case. It can't harm anything right?

THANKFULLY I did!!! The little critter decided not an hour later to try and make an escape back on to my kitchen floor. The trap I had laid BARELY caught it but captured it none-the-less.

HALLELUJAH! 

I left the snake on the trap, as it was not dead just stuck to the pad, and headed out to run some errands. "Lee could kill it and deal with it when he gets home" I told myself. When I returned from my errands, it had moved! Still on the trap, but positioned differently. I knew right then and there that I had to kill it and get it out of my house! After gaining enough courage, I took the trap outside and smashed the snake with a shovel and threw it in the trash. Phew! This 6 hour snake catching charade had finally ended... so much for getting anything of worth accomplished today.

Lessons from this story:

 1.) Keep sticky glue pads in your house at all times. You never know when you may need one.

2.) The minute you find that you've caught something on your glue trap, kill and dispose of it quickly.

3.) Never underestimate country living... you never know what you may find.